i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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