guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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