Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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