is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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