Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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