well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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