Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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