Don't make out with my wife yet
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize