Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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