dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
