U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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