I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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