i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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