I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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