He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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