If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
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He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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