I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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