I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
we're making bets on your personal life
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Randomize
