Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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