dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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