That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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