Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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