I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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