what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Randomize
