we're blogging at a bar
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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