I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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