batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
