i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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