VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My vagina is very pro this idea
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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