I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
So squirting runs in the family.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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