my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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