He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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