We should be called the Road Head Warriors
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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