Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.