Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.