You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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