I wannas sexs uuuuu
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize
