I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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