i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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