Porn is love you can see.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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