i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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