He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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