Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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