I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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