THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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