Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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