Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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