Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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