Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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