I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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