Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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