she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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