she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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