What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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