She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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