CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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